Thursday, December 23, 2010

Hey! You're NOT Santa!

"That's right," Isaac told a group of elementary boys filing into the restroom during a break between classes. "I'm the nisse!"

As a high school junior with an open hour Wednesday morning, Isaac agreed to dress up as the Scandinavian farm gnome to help me teach Noah's fourth-grade class about Norwegian Christmas. We met in the school office a few minutes early. When I suggested he change clothes in the office restroom, Isaac shook his head, "I'm NOT walking through the school like that! I'll change in the bathroom by Noah's room."

And he did - in the nick of time. When I came to let Isaac know he could hang outside the room for a few minutes before appearing for my presentation, I saw him leaning against the bathroom stall talking to the boys waiting in line as though he really was Santa!

Which of course, they knew he was not. My 6'2" son said, even with his face hidden behind the beard and under the cap, a couple of the boys were perceptive enough to say, "You're not Santa. You're Isaac - the basketball player!"

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

My Christmas Present

I got my Christmas present today.



It came from Noah's class
of fourth graders. Their teacher welcomed me into the classroom to speak about Norwegian Christmas.

Dressed in my bunad-inspired frock and jewelry, I entered carrying an 18-gallon tote filled with props and supplies to demonstrate the recipe for a GOD JUL. (Pronounced: goo yule and meaning "good yule.")





Together, we decorated a tree with garlands of tiny norsk flags, straw stars and woven-paper heart baskets, learned about the history of Norway's julenisse (Santa), met the visiting nisse (my eldest son, Isaac, in costume), listened to the nisse song while we danced around the tree together and ate buttered lefse sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar.




Each student received
three symbolic ornaments -

a heart basket,
a nisse
and straw star

- to remember the recipe
for a Merry Christmas
consists of
love, joy and peace.


What made this moment a gift
happened at the end
of the 45-minute session.

As the students began to
thank me for everything,
I said, "If you'd like
to bring joy to my heart
with your thanks,
try saying 'Tusen takk!'

It means 'a thousand thanks.'"




And with that
final lesson,

their joy
became

My Christmas
Present.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas Around the World



It's
Christmas
time.


All
around
the
world,



Christians
gather at
the manger
to celebrate
Jesus' birth.







From
Australia












to
Germany










to
Ethiopia









and
Tanzania,





Jesus
loves
the
little
children,









all the
children
of the
world.









From north to south
and east to west,

they
are
precious.

They
are
blessed.







Jesus loves
the little children
of the world.




Fröhliche Weihnachten!
Melkin Yelidet Beaal!
Kuwa na Krismasi njema!
Merry Christmas!


Celebrating today's Sunday School
performance of
Christmas Around the World!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Flat Tyler Update


Flat Tyler joined us
at the high school
band concert
last night.

He sat with Cousin Noah...



... in a fourth row seat,
and got a peek at
Cousin Isaac
playing clarinet
and
Cousin Aaron on flute.


Following the concert,
Flat Tyler joined
Cousin Drew in line
for the ice cream social
served by
the band members.






Cousin Stephie
helped Flat Tyler
with a taste offered
by Cousin Isaac.

This morning Flat Tyler
accompanied Uncle Dan
to the voting polls.

From there, they headed to the Minneapolis airport. The two will "do Dallas, Texas" while Uncle Dan takes a business trip and Flat Tyler waits for confirmation on his travel itinerary.

So far Flat Tyler has clearance for travel to  Singapore, Atlanta and Seattle on his incredible journey!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Flat Tyler

I am a budding travel agent. At least, my sister thinks so.

Last weekend, she handed me a big manilla envelope and a request to help launch her seven-year-old son on an incredible journey via the postal service.

Inside the envelope I found a flat, laminated version of Tyler folded up along with a travel journal and instructions.

Tyler and his second-grade classmates have each made cartoon portraits of themselves to mirror the silly children's story called "Flat Stanley," about a boy who is flattened by a giant chalkboard.

Like Flat Stanley, each student hopes his/her Flat Self will travel many places for visits with family and friends. There, hosts will date the journal, write a bit about themselves, their place of residence, and the stay with them.


I love a good story, travel and kids. So, I agreed to play along.



Last Tuesday, as the storm of the century began to brew,
Flat Tyler went to the hair salon with Aunt Wendy.

"Flat Stanley!"

exclaimed a stylist
when I pulled him out
for a quick picture.

I grinned,

"Actually,
this is my nephew,
Flat Tyler!"



Later at the Brainerd Lakes
Area Chamber of Commerce,
the receptionist said,

"We get a lot of Flat Stanleys here.
Take him outside
for a photo with Paul Bunyan.
But you'll have to
hang onto him in this wind!"



All night long,
the hurricane-like winds roared,

whipping trees,
flicking the power on and off,
and finally delivering the year's first snow.

For this photo,
I capped "Flat Tyler" against the cold!






By Halloween,
conditions were fine enough

for Flat Tyler
to stand outside

next to Noah's pumpkin
for a portrait.



Time is ticking. Flat Tyler is due to travel soon.

Today I'm working on
his 11-stop travel itinerary
by contacting family and friends.

We'd like to launch him
across the states
and maybe even over the seas
during his October-March journey.

Who knows? Flat Tyler may visit you too!

Friday, October 15, 2010

Granny T's Molasses Cookies

When I was a kindergartner, bus kids teasingly called me, "Wendy the Witch," in reference to Casper the Friendly Ghost's sidekick. The red-caped, wand-waving gal was of the good and friendly sort. Her knack for magic-making came in handy during their cartoon adventures.

I'd forgotten about that nickname until this week when I began my own magical adventure, attempting to resurrect my Granny T's Molasses Cookies from a more-than-a-century-old tradition.

What enabled this experiment was my recent procurement of a key component from a neighbor. First, I learned to process this component into very special sort of butter. The 20-cup yield inspired me to use one cup toward the cookie recipe.

What bewildered me about the project's timing was how I woke that morning with my voice having been transformed into a raspy hoarseness - very similar to Granny T's at her life's end. Call it: In-tu-WITCH-in???

I pulled out Granny T's long, white cookie-storage box. It held her glass measuring cup which I used to level out portions of molasses and sugar. I added an egg, melted and stirred in the special butter. Next, I took one cup of flour and mixed in soda, salt, cinnamon and ginger. I sifted this dry-ingredient mixture into the batter, alternating with splashes of sour milk. Then I added just enough flour to gain a consistency that could be handled.


I patted a handful of dough into a 1/4-inch-thick circle and used a tumbler, 4-inches diameter, to cut the cookie on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. (Sorry, Granny! No excess flour on these cookie bottoms.) Finally, I sprinkled sugar on each of the seven cookies that fit on the pan.

As prescribed, I'd preheated the oven to 325°F. Now Granny T claimed her oven baked these cookies in eight minutes. But I discovered 15 minutes as the perfect time to gain a spring-back effect with the finger-tip test.

More than a decade had passed since I last tasted one of Granny T's Molasses Cookies. Who could resist a fresh one from the oven? Not I! But, I should have. Ugh! 

The pasty taste caused me to phone my mother - Granny T's daughter-in-law - who'd initiated this cookie-resurrection attempt one year ago and failed. I explained my process this far and Mom provided the final enlightenment to Granny's methods.

"I remember she always set her cookies out on a dish towel on the counter overnight," Mom said. "Then she would put them in that Tupperware container and share them to eat."


Ah-ha!

The aging process allowed all the ingredients to seep together into an unforgettable taste -

one that came rushing back to me the following afternoon when I performed the day-old taste taste.

Here in this cookie shape, I'd recaptured not only the flaky flavor of gingerbread from years past but also many memories:


Moments sitting by Granny's dining-room table breaking the cookie in parts and dunking it in a tiny, blue-plastic cup filled with a splash of coffee, topped with milk and sweetened with a spoonful of sugar; Time stolen from lawn mowing by sneaking into Granny's house, lifting the long white lid, grabbing a cookie and rushing out the back door to fill my grumbling tummy with satisfying goodness.

"Hunny! Where are you?" Granny would come looking for her absent grandchild sitting behind the peony bushes and find her with brown crumbs around her mouth's corners. Granny would smile knowingly. "Why are you out here? How 'bout a glass of lemonade to wash down the crumbs?"




Having taken
that first bite,
I called
my mother
and hoarsely
announced:


"We've unlocked the secret!
I hold in my hand a true
Granny T Molasses Cookie!"





Now, I wonder: "How long will Granny's raspy voice linger with me?"

Sharing the magic here Along Life's Road with Wendy the (Good Little) Witch!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The ONE Thing

It's easy to say: "Be good at ONE thing, and let go of the rest." But quite another task to implement that philosophy. As household coordinators, moms especially suffer this plight. Allow me to elaborate:


"Ah - Wendy. The checkbook is overdrawn!" 

"Mom! I need pit stick - can you find the 
green Twist-Up kind?" 

"Lip balm! Mine are sore and cracked!" 

"Game in Hackensack Saturday. Just scheduled." 

"You put my sweatshirt in the dryer, didn't you? It shrunk. Can you get me a new one?
"



Yes! Those "Oh, crap!" moments to which this mom rides the wave and replies: 

"I've done the research and found the bank is still taking out $227.47 each month for a car loan that's been paid off since July. Now do you see why I was hesitant about an automatic with-drawl loan? I'll handle it..."

"Sure, I'll spend 10 minutes in the hygiene aisle ruling out the new Twist-Up body spray, gel and roll-on (all in deodorant form) until I finally locate the solid antiperspirant!"

"Ah, you lost the three lip balms I bought you last winter? Well... the local market carries a beeswax kind with the school logo on it for $2. What? You don't have two bucks? Well... I'll see what I can do when I run in to mail the seven bills I have to send out."

"Flag football THIS Saturday morning in a town an hour away?! That's NOT happenin'! Dad signed up the WHOLE family to work at the church Scandinavian supper all day!"

"Sweatshirt? Yes... I suppose I did put it in the dryer. Sorry. I only do five laundry loads a day, and with five people, it's hard to remember who's what gets dried and who's gets hung up. You'll have to hang on with the replacement, I just spent $30 getting you non-fishing-logo T-shirts last week to stop your friends' teasing."



Sigh... One might say: I've suffered plenty when it comes to being good at ONE thing. In fact, those T-shirts I mentioned are ones I - just now - pulled out of the DRYER. I can hardly wait until Aaron gets home so I can say, "Sorry, honey. I shrunk your clothes again!"


If there's ONE Thing these lessons are teaching me, it's FORGIVENESS - of myself, my family and others!


Today I fully forgive my own mother for an "oops" moment that until this very moment I never understood. She washed, dried and shrunk the off-white virgin-wool v-neck sweater which I'd chosen after winning a gift certificate from a clothing store that offered the prize to the county 4-H member with the best conservation records. I wore the $30 sweater - maybe twice - before it became felted to toddler size. 

I got over the loss but couldn't fathom why someone would stick a wool sweater in the dryer. Today,
I GET IT! (I'm constantly shrinking my kids' clothes.) We are all human and make mistakes.


My own mother suffered from multi-tasking for a family with four active children. Well...
Dan and I have just three! 

I am hopeful. 


Today I understand The ONE Thing I can work to be good at is FORGIVENESS, something that - by its very nature -
requires LETTING GO!

Monday, October 4, 2010

The Sorting

Saturday we sorted roads, restaurants, activities, words and ways.
Today we sort memories to hold until we meet again.



Our Norway Bound Tour 2008 ladies met up in Fargo with our Eidskog guide who was on a two-week bus tour from Minneapolis across South Dakota to the Black Hills, out to Montana's Yellowstone Park, and returned through North Dakota via Minot's Høstfest, Fargo-Moorhead, Watertown S.D. and back to Minneapolis to fly out today.




This photo shows Sverre lunching with five women at Fargo's Ruby Tuesday's where his fellow Norwegian tourist was lunching with his own party. After taking our group photo, he told Sverre, "See you back in Norway," to hint that we just might kidnap him.




Following lunch,
we drove to

the Dakota
Carriage
Company

for
a
horse-dawn
ride







to
the

pumpkin
patch.


I choose one larger than a basketball to fit the specifications of my fourth-grader. Noah will use the pumpkin for a class assignment on weighing, counting seeds, graphing and decoratively carving a jack-o-lantern. Sverre played along picking his own pumpkin. Too heavy to haul home to Norway, he generously loaded his beast into my car's trunk for our family carving party.



Next,

our
group

headed
into

the
corn
field



for
a
hike

through
the

corn
maze




and
back

to
the spider's

pumpkin
patch



to
load

onto
the

horse-drawn
wagon






for
a
lift

back
to

the
farm



where we shared
Norwegian MILK
chocolate bars

-thanks to Sverre-

and drank
hot cocoa.




We drove Sverre
back to his hotel,

parted ways
and headed home.




Half-way through my trek, I stopped by a lakeside to rest. During the commute from the hotel to the farm and back, Sverre had let loose a load of ideas. The combination of navigating unfamiliar roads and communicating in Norwegian had taken its toll. I used a half hour to sort thoughts.

One stood out. As a retired education professional, Sverre explained he recently returned to the classroom to teach - very part-time - one English course to an upper-elementary class. "Back on the stage!" he smiled, clearly enjoying his choice.



He stressed how we all are responsible for our own choices. And even more than teaching his students their subject matter, he hoped to help them understand how to sort out what is important and to let go of the rest.

Hmmm... Let The Sorting begin!

Friday, October 1, 2010

It's Here!







Autumn

has

arrived









in

its

full

color

glory!